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angel food cake
devils food cake
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When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
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“Sandra you owe us $79,648 and 22 cents and I want my money now”
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